She wants me to change her oil everyday...?

EVERY Dang day!!! not only do i have to use my own dipstick.. but she expects me to do extra things ...so i like to start with her headlights and give em a good spit shine making sure i rub them till its clean..then i move inside and i make sure i and clean the interior ..i hit all the corners..then to finish her off i move to her taillights and give em a good polish with my special wax...i even make sure her Muffler is clear by swabbing it with a moist Towelette.. she wants me to do this every day but my tools are getting worn out...is there any other way for me to please her that dont require so much work? its been going on so long even my dipstick is starting to bend ....i love her so much but im starting to think she is high maintenance